Funny word

Buttgina (Noun): to describe the area where the butt cheek and vagina meet.

Ex. My buttgina is hurting.

Legoland! #harrypotter #hagrid #legoland

Legoland! #harrypotter #hagrid #legoland

Where my uncle lives in Wisconsin, he is close to Amish households. I’m very interested in the Amish lifestyle. A group of us found out from my uncle about this one family that had a stand where they sell the things they make so we had to make a visit. I bought a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread, that I’m excited to try, and I got my dad oatmeal raisin cookies.  I snapped this picture unbeknownst to the lady selling us these items. I am still curious about the Amish lifestyle.  Is there a way to do a reverse rumspringa?

Where my uncle lives in Wisconsin, he is close to Amish households. I’m very interested in the Amish lifestyle. A group of us found out from my uncle about this one family that had a stand where they sell the things they make so we had to make a visit. I bought a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread, that I’m excited to try, and I got my dad oatmeal raisin cookies. I snapped this picture unbeknownst to the lady selling us these items. I am still curious about the Amish lifestyle. Is there a way to do a reverse rumspringa?

Driving home from Wisconsin my mom and her sister passed out in the car.

This way a day before my cousin decided to take a corner to fast on the ATV. Today she made that thing roll 3 times. Thankfully she thought on her toes and rolled out of the way before the ATV landed on her.

Tags: close call atv

The annual Smith Christmas in July party was a success. Lots of memorable moments. It was fun to spend the weekend in Wisconsin but I’m glad to be home in my bed tonight.

My mother felt the need to take some pictures of me.

Got some of the family together from my mom’s side for the annual Christmas in July party. My aunt’s friend took these “lovely” photos of us. A little warning would have been nice.

#Farmlife #horses

#Farmlife #horses

Poor chicken! Don’t worry it’s alive.  #Farmlife #chicken

Poor chicken! Don’t worry it’s alive. #Farmlife #chicken

Old school school house #filter #schoolhouse #wisconsin

Old school school house #filter #schoolhouse #wisconsin

Life of a teacher…

Today I straightened my hair for work. I was thankful for cooler and less humid weather. The plus side to the polar vortex in Illinois during July. My students were full of complements, except for one 7 year old girl.

Girl: Ms. Jayme I like your hair. It’s better than last time. It doesn’t look as oily and dry. Last time it looked kinda wet and dry.

Kids just know what to say to make you feel so beautiful.

P. S. I have no clue what she is referencing. I’m not one to go into work greasy.

drawing-bored:

well, hello there, richard brancatisano.

Aaaaaa yes!

Decided to play with Lincoln Logs while at work today. It got half of the students in class to play with them too! #Lincolnlogs #kidatheart

Decided to play with Lincoln Logs while at work today. It got half of the students in class to play with them too! #Lincolnlogs #kidatheart

Photos from my Saturday night with friends! I don’t want my twenties to end ever!

Photos from my Saturday night with friends! I don’t want my twenties to end ever!